My review of this past weekend's sports events. NFL highlights. Football at it best.
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Hey guys I'm Roni Taylor and here's your weekend recap!
The college football schedule this pastweekend was nothing but a big joke for sports fans! Athletic directors set us up with a bunch of little schools getting their asses handed to them by the big boys...Seriously, this was the week where big conference schools paid the smaller conference teams big money to show up and get the shit kicked out of them for easy wins! Ohio State crushed little Florida A&M 76 to nothing...those boys down at the U in Miami demolished Savanna St so bad that the coaches agreed to end the game early!....That final 77 to 7! There were also games that ended in scores of 72 to nothing, 56 to zip, 70 to 7, and so on!...I'm pretty sure me and 10 of my girlfriends could have taken the field and put up a better fight than some of those schools did!
And speaking of me and my girlfriends,...maybe the New York Giants should have signed us to block for Eli on Sunday!...That pathetic offensive line gave up 7 sacks in less than one half of football!.....But on the bright side I got to see that "I lost my puppy" look on Eli's face throughout his teams 38 to nothing loss to the Panthers! In a more competitive game I watched that evil looking redhead in Cincinnati pull off a tough victory over Green Bay!..the bengals started off fast opening up a 14 point lead before costly turnovers lead to 30 straight points for the packers!...But the super sized leprechaun Dalton helped his team erase the 16 point deficit and lead his team to victory and a tie for first place in the AFC north! Now, before I wrap up the rest of the scores let me say this...it's time for Kap and my 9ers to get their shit together! Losing bad to the Seahawks in Seattle is one thing, but to get run over by the colts 27 to 7 in our house is unacceptable! Harbaugh better realize that I'm close enough to his ass here in Vegas that I'll drive up there and put my foot in it!....(deep calming breath) Now that I got that off my chest...The lions held on to defeat the redskins 27 to 20 in a close matchup that went down to the wire! So in honor of his teams record...we shall name Robert RG 0 and 3! And in the biggest surprise of the weekend the Miami Dolphins were able to stay undefeated in a close game at home against the falcon! Mr. Tannehill in Miami wants to make sure we remember that he was apart of last years excellent quarterbacks selected in the draft...let's not forget he was the 8th pick in the draft that produced Andrew. Luck, RG 3, and Russell Wilson!
Well that's all I have for you from this weekend and be sure to catch me every week right here on timeout with Roni Taylor!